Hello out there in TVland!

Yes, this is the site Dateline describes as "the private thoughts of one person." Nice to meet you too. Though these thoughts hardly seem private.

Look, I'd love to share more private things, but I'm going out to a movie. Scroll down -- I used to write funny things a few weeks ago. Pretend I'm offering you a drink, as if you were really in my living room.

And have a look at PaCarazzi.com, my other blog. It's more celeb-oriented and therefore likelier to appeal to you, the avid TV viewer.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?