Friday, April 01, 2005

AZ Lexico, Part 1

My pop has an accent. Not only that, he has an anarchic, multifaceted approach to language. In what will become yet another recurring feature on the Lord Zim Variety Hour, here's the first selection of AZ's finest malapropisms.

Your kitten caboo: all matters at hand, everything under discussion. AKA the whole kit and caboodle.

Holocauster: a large structure designed to elevate riders to extreme heights and then allow gravity to have its way with them. AKA rollercoaster.

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